You are bored. There's nothing on TV except stupid reruns. You wander into your local bookstore and pick up an interesting-looking book entitled "Zork: The Forces of Krill." As usual, you turn to the first page and begin reading.
"Zork: The Forces of Krill," by S. Eric Meretzky
Lost Christianities: The Battles for Scripture and the Faiths We Never Knew, by Bart D. Ehrman
FRENCH: Le Grand Meaulnes, by Alain-Fournier
WITH ROB: Magician, by Raymond Feist