You are bored. There's nothing on TV except stupid reruns. You wander into your local bookstore and pick up an interesting-looking book entitled "Zork: The Forces of Krill." As usual, you turn to the first page and begin reading.
"Zork: The Forces of Krill," by S. Eric Meretzky
The Bastard of Istanbul, by Elif Shafak
In Praise of Folly, by Desiderius Erasmus (Kindle Edition)
The Gathering Storm (Wheel of Time, Book 12), by Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson
IN FRENCH: Je Voudrais Que Quelqu'un M'Attende Quelque Part, by Anna Gavalda